My View Of WWDC ’08 Was Like Porn

June.9.2008 at 1:51 pm 4 comments

Okay … I haven’t watched the video of the Keynote presentation yet (maybe tonight) but it was a bit lackluster for me. Especially the first half of it, the exciting part didn’t even come until the last 15 minuets of the presentation.

A co-worker, CM Guy, was joking around that this announcement was like the second coming of Jebus.

Yes I’m pleased with what they showed today … but certain things still bug me and wonder when they’ll implement it:

  1. Copy / Paste? Steve … ummm .. yeah …
  2. Flash support? Ummmm … Adobe … let’s play nice with Apple now … maybe before July 11th?
  3. The Camera? Can we do something with it? Like zoom in and out maybe?
  4. MMS support? Or more like better support of it, then how it is implemented now.

Honestly, it felt like watching porn .. haha. The first half was like foreplay … *looks bored* … and you’re just sitting there waiting for them to start stripping their clothes off.

Sure it was exciting to learn about the Core Services … sure it was nice knowing they implemented a unique way for applications that use background processing (wish they showed more of the IM app) … and sure it was nice to see the new features in firmware 2.0.

Then the actions starts heating up, it’s like the oral sex portion of porn … you’re getting a little more excited … you’re getting a little more heated … you’re breath is shorter and you can feel the excitment building within, the anticpation ….

We got see some demo apps presented by a few developers. They all look very promising and I cannot wait for the App Store to come out. Ummmm … Adium … maybe an iPhone version?

Then the real action heats up … bodies are moving, thrusting in positions unbelievable to the human mind, and sounds unheard of outside the bedroom walls.

This was the exciting part … the unveiling and announcement of the 3G iPhone. Which of course was at the end of his Keynote. When they were showing pictures of the iPhone … I was like, “Oh yeah baby … turn around … oh yeah” … haha.

Finally it comes to a pivotal climax, and all that energy you’ve been holding in … you can feel it coming, surging throughout your body, almost like an out of body experience … nothing you’ve ever experienced before … and you scream at the top of your lungs …..

I was excited to hear the new price … $200 … excellent. I’m kind of curious how much the data plan will be, or if it will even change. Also what about current iPhone customers, how is that going to work?

Anyways, it’s a beautiful piece of art and I love the new version, slightly thicker though (but it’s less than a mm difference) … but still … I love it.

July 11th … could they have made it a further date?

– A

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4 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Tara  |  June.10.2008 at 9:21 am

    Waiting for a release date of something you want is complete torture, isn’t it?

    Let me ask…the IPhone…Apple and Mac are the same thing, aren’t they? Or related? My mom and I were discussing it yesterday.

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  • 2. - A  |  June.10.2008 at 3:40 pm

    Yes it is … it seems so far away … 4 weeks!! 😦

    Yup .. the iPhone and Mac are products of Apple .. 🙂

    Reply
  • 3. JRW  |  June.13.2008 at 12:18 pm

    I really think we need to get you out more. That was an amazing description of the technology induced orgasm. I bet you could even write the binary code for that and sell it to the public. I mean WOW..:) Imagine how addictive the iPhone would be then.

    Reply
  • 4. - A  |  June.17.2008 at 9:26 pm

    Haha … I’m already addicted to my iPhone. I love technology … probably go insane without it.

    Reply

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